There once was a hole. @BillsHideyHole to be exact. It lived in Bill's house, Jessica and others lived inside, making a happy home. One night, Bill got upset and didn't want anyone but him or Jess in the hole, so the hole changed its name and allegiance. Holey became @EricsLightTight.
LT was a light tight bedroom for a viking. She was happy and loved caring for her viking master. One night, she awoke human, and that was scary. She also looked like that Fucking Matt Damon chick. She fell in love, lost her love, her memory, and her innocence all in one week.
An evil spell gave her memories back, but turned her into an evil slut. Just ask @DavidCallum, she tried to rape him. After the rape, LT lapdanced for Dave before his wedding and tried to make out with him. She was always in trouble.
She dated a lion named @JamesHill_ who was abusive and cheated on him a lot. With a bunch of cats and a couple vampires. She sorta fell hard for this one named @RomanLucious. James dumped her and she ended up with Roman off and on for a year.
Long about December 2009 LT's human decided to make LT a human all the time and forever. So, she made up a history, made up a name, Lacey Tackett, and just like that, she was never a room or hole. And there you have it. The adventures of @BillsHideyHole becoming @LaceyTB!